Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 23, 2011

Typical teenager, except that this one is 35…

Velma dyed her hair.

They won’t be trusting her when they arrive home unexpectedly and see the line of men around the block!

I’m telling her mother on her!

What a timely ’toon:

My wife and I are leaving our 18-year old daughter home alone next week… 8^(

Orgy, now there is a girl after my own hard.

Velma Von Trampy

Ah, the Von Tramps start young, once again. It might be a harem to scare’m. But the mother is not worried. As the Spy Navy says, “Trust em, but verify”. Also mommy dearest set up concealed video cameras everywhere. Helen Von Video

The problem with an orgy is when you leave you don’t know who to thank.

They trust her because they’ve got the security cameras hidden well. Dad’s making a mint off those videos.

“Don’t worry, Mother. I’m spending the weekend studying at the university.” (Studying the mating habits of recently liberated young adult males.)

“No, Mother, I didn’t have any friends over while you were gone.” (Those three marching band members were complete strangers.)

Kids, remember to hold your parties outside in your backyard! Less property damage, easier to clean, quick evacuation when the police arrive, and… the security system your trusting parents installed won’t record your peccadilloes (and other naughty bits).

Everyone knows you need at least 5 for an orgy. ;)