Lalo Alcaraz for November 08, 2019

The Democrats have found more smoking guns in this maladministration than they would have found in a shooting gallery.

Makes a fella proud to belong the NRA and the GOP.

Which one was use on fifth avenue?

Their answer to any question will be: “Smoke? What smoke?”.

The GOP is rewriting the definition of many terms, for example “absolute B*lls**t” is “our facts”.

I like the Laurel and Hardy Show being poorly put on by the Weasel in the White House and Leningrad Lindsey Grahamcracker. According to the Weasel, he has broken no laws and the Democrats are involved in a witch hunt. Then kindly explain to those of us Americans without access to the flickering Republican brain cell why he is spending large amounts of money and time looking for the fictitious whistleblower(s). He could use his time to crudely attack more people that don’t agree with him. Now the soggy cracker, Lindsey Graham is wishy-washedly trying to defend Herr Donnie by crudely attacking Schumer for conducting the investigation. Most i n n o c e n t people would provide all information and witnesses requested and revel in the demonstration of their righteousness. Instead we have the Republican McMafia running around like poor imitations of thugs from a 1930’s silent film comedy. The only people laughing at this production are to be found in Russia and Turkey. Thanks Republicans for making our country a running joke on the international stage.

Step two of the three-step dance. I’m more concerned about step 3 (and what happens if the Senate by some miracle actually does the job they swore to do and convicts him).

“Smoke gets in your eyes”

That definitely is not a ’round ’of applause as they had hoped….

Aren’t these the “smoking guns”, as in Watergate?