Lalo Alcaraz for November 10, 2003
From computer: Tu tienes mail, chico! (You've got mail, man!) New! Just for Latinos! US English 2.0. Si! The old English-only group is revamped for today's Latino consumer! Caramba! Instand Spanish translations! 10% less racist board members! We may just change our name to "US Ingles!" Plus new and improved leader: Mauro Mujica!