Who’s the lead character of Santos’ version of Peanuts: Carlitos Marrón? Oh, would the dog be named Esnupi?
“I’m taking a little time off after winning my Nobel Prize and leading Brazil to the World Cup.”
“I thot Argentina won the World Cup.”
“Argentina, Brazil, what’s the difference? They all love me.”
He must be a better businessman than Trump, he loan his campaign $ 700,000.
Right before he created Calvin and Hobbes.
He lied about his job history. Lied about being a star player on the volleyball team at a college he falsely claimed to be a graduate. Apparently competed in a drag show (not that there’s anything wrong with that). Deceived people by making them think he was Jew-ish. Maybe swiped a checkbook in Brazil. Lied about employing massacre victims. Maybe misused campaign funds. Lied about his momma being a 9-11 victim. All that’s bad for sure, but when he (allegedly) stole the Go Fund Me money to help that poor vet’s dog get a life-saving surgery, I say, “string him up by his eyeballs”.
That’s the most honest thing on santos’ resume.
The thing of greatest interest is all those supposed journalists and NONE found out about his background when he was running. They’re all a joke!
He could be the new peanut m & m!!!
George Santos(which might or might not be his name)is a gift to the democrats. I wonder what they will do with it
All republicans lie about everything all of the time.
The best line I have heard so far is from a late night comedian. He said that Santos is sure to resign because he has been telling everyone he won’t.
He said “Let there be light, and there was light.”
I never thought I’d see someone lie more than trump but now we have Santos if that’s even his real name
The guy is a major bag of shiiiit. It’s time to flush .
He also writes La Cucaracha, Non Sequitor, and Off the Mark.
The sad thing is not enough to call these habitual lairs out. I know someone like Santo. My main phrase is " Your lying again ." Then They go on to their next lie. Thing is I am called rude by others for calling him out.
May 22, 2015