La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for January 24, 2023

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    Templo S.U.D.  5 days ago

    Who’s the lead character of Santos’ version of Peanuts: Carlitos Marrón? Oh, would the dog be named Esnupi?

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 5 days ago

    “I’m taking a little time off after winning my Nobel Prize and leading Brazil to the World Cup.”

    “I thot Argentina won the World Cup.”

    “Argentina, Brazil, what’s the difference? They all love me.”

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    ibFrank  5 days ago

    He must be a better businessman than Trump, he loan his campaign $ 700,000.

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    Georgette Washington Bunny  5 days ago

    Right before he created Calvin and Hobbes.

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    Lotus  5 days ago

    He lied about his job history. Lied about being a star player on the volleyball team at a college he falsely claimed to be a graduate. Apparently competed in a drag show (not that there’s anything wrong with that). Deceived people by making them think he was Jew-ish. Maybe swiped a checkbook in Brazil. Lied about employing massacre victims. Maybe misused campaign funds. Lied about his momma being a 9-11 victim. All that’s bad for sure, but when he (allegedly) stole the Go Fund Me money to help that poor vet’s dog get a life-saving surgery, I say, “string him up by his eyeballs”.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  4 days ago

    That’s the most honest thing on santos’ resume.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 4 days ago

    The thing of greatest interest is all those supposed journalists and NONE found out about his background when he was running. They’re all a joke!

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    Havel  4 days ago

    He could be the new peanut m & m!!!

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    timbob2313 Premium Member 4 days ago

    George Santos(which might or might not be his name)is a gift to the democrats. I wonder what they will do with it

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    Radish the old word monger Premium Member 4 days ago

    All republicans lie about everything all of the time.

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    mistercatworks  4 days ago

    The best line I have heard so far is from a late night comedian. He said that Santos is sure to resign because he has been telling everyone he won’t.

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    ShadowMaster  4 days ago

    He said “Let there be light, and there was light.”

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 4 days ago

    I never thought I’d see someone lie more than trump but now we have Santos if that’s even his real name

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    FicklePickle  4 days ago

    The guy is a major bag of shiiiit. It’s time to flush .

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    TIMH  4 days ago

    He also writes La Cucaracha, Non Sequitor, and Off the Mark.

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    shamest Premium Member 4 days ago

    The sad thing is not enough to call these habitual lairs out. I know someone like Santo. My main phrase is " Your lying again ." Then They go on to their next lie. Thing is I am called rude by others for calling him out.

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