La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for May 02, 2017

All you need to do is set up sensors and shoot-to-kill orders and people will get the idea of just how unfriendly the USA is now. Then they can put in traps and search lights and plenty of little horrors to keep people away. Make it unfriendly enough and they will stop. If you want to got that way, that is…

We’re already one of the unfriendliest nations around. And since November, fewer and fewer people are coming – from anywhere.

Well you’re at it, build a wall across the Canadian/US border. We are getting refugees from the US crossing over. I don’t mind them; it’s the possibility of any Rump supporters crossing over.

Mexico is trying to make it illegal for Mexicans to work on the wall.

Probably wouldn’t have to build the wall, now. Since tRump became President, nobody wants to come here anymore…

The wall will stop many migratory animals.

When Disaster Pumpkin said he’d get the Mexicans to pay for it, everybody figured he meant in money. But there are more meanings to the word “pay” than merely cash.

Remember, The Great Lord of the Manor now had dyed his hair a fine Aryan blond.

Cousin Luis just has one condition: that he can build it from the northern side.

Congress did not fund the wall, they are ignoring the president.

In 2015 Pew Research found that more undocumented workers were leaving the USA than arriving.