La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for July 15, 2008
Astro-illegals instructor Lou "Buzz" Dobbs: Now, while on Mars, you might encounter non-asparagus-based alien life-forms. You will have traveled millions of miles and be the first humans to meet extraterrestrials! Man: What do we do then? Dobbs: Build a HUGE border wall.