La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for March 01, 2006
Character: Greetings, young travelers! May I assist thee? Cuco: Looks like we should help you! Character: Oh, no no no! I'm a Quaker! I help others, while I manage to peacefully protest war. Cuco: Looks like doing that is illegal now. Character: Whoa! I've got to start watching Fox News!