La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for July 27, 2004
Eddie's Dad's phone: Thump thump chhhh Thump thump chhhh I gots ladies and *@*@ I gots nines, cash and !@XX* Step back, punk, I'm the mack with the funk. Eddie's Mom: Viejo, when were you going to tell me you had joined a gang? Eddie's Dad: Neto! Get down here and change back my ringer tone!