La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for June 27, 2004
Cuco: What are you getting, Eddie? Eddie: Reverse stretch marks. Cuco: I mean for lunch! Eddie: Oh, maybe the special. What's the new special, Chuy? Chuy: With this low-crab craze and all, we started this new salad with a very tiny portion of crab! Eddie: Chuy, it's a low-carb craze, not low-crab. Chuy: In that case, it's our old "crab deluxe" salad.