La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for May 20, 2004
Jose: Sgt. Barrera, why do they call it an "all-volunteer army"? Man: Because we don't have a forced draft. Young people sign up gor the armed forces because they want to. Jose: But my big brother couldn't find a job and he didn't know about college so he said he had no choice but to join the army. Man: Who wants to see a model of a tank?!