La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for May 02, 2004
Cuco: Cinco de mayo is sooooo over-commercialized, Eddie. Don't you agree? Eddie: Yeah, sure.... so is there an official cinco de mayo costume? Cuco: No... I don't think so. Eddie: how about an official cinco de mayo food? Cuco: Uhh, well... maybe not. Eddie: Can you go into a grocery store and buy a cinco de mayo greeting card? Cuco: I doubt it. Eddie: Could you take the kids to the mall to visit with cinco claus and ask him for gifts? Cuco: Naw. Why is everyone ignoring cinco de mayo?!