La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for January 26, 2004
Eddie's Dad: Mijo, I don't want you to panic... just remember we must support the president's war on mars. Eddie: Pop, I think you must have heard the news wrong. Cuco: Mars is not exactly a threat to us, Mr. Lopez. Eddie's Dad: It sure won't be after Bush is through with it. Better dead than red, I always say!