La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for January 24, 2004
Vero: "Spanglish"!? Another movie about a white rich guy and a poor latina maid?! Why does Hollywood keep churning out this junk? Man: It's a shame we can't mak those good ol' minstrel movies anymore... mMn 2: JB! This is better! "Poor latina single mom saved by gringo." Man: I love-o this script-o! Man 2: In the sequel, they have a baby and name him "Gardener"!