La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for September 28, 2003
Eddie: Not another campaign commercial! Cuco: Hey, this recall is making politics interesting again! Chepe on TV: My name is Chepe and I am running for governor. I stand for new blood in the state capital. Pepe on TV: My name is Pepe. A vote for me is a vote against that senile scoundrel Chepe. Chepe on TV: My opponent is an old fool and will triple the "comfortable sweater" tax. Pepe on TV: My opponent Chepe is in the pocket of the adult diaper lobby and cannot be trusted. Chepe on TV: Only I can stop the rise of the machines! Pepe on TV: My opponent is a time traveler from the distant past! Eddie: Where are you going, Cuco? Cuco: I'm going to find out if I can un-register to vote.