La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for March 30, 2003
Pioneer Elementary "School is cool" (April fool!) Jose: Teacher Veronica? Since Cesar Chavez was a great hero, when do you think there will be a national Cesar Chavez holiday? Veronica: Well, Jose, when all American consumers decide to wake up at 4 A.M. and go to the fields... And pick vegetable and fruit crops in the freezing cold and the blazing sun... While being sprayed with toxic pesticides... Only to return to rest in their ramshackle, substandard housing... Where their meager paychecks await... Jose: You could have just said "not in a million years!"