La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for January 19, 2003
Vero: Homemade popcorn? Eddie: Check. Vero: Giant soda? Eddie: Check. Vero: Fresh gum on carpet? Eddie: Check. Vero: This movie looked horrible in the previews, remember? Eddie: Oh, yeah... Cuco: All the movie reviewers gave it 1/2 star or less! Neto: Bob Smith of fictious radio network said: "This film is so bad I sent my bribe back!" Eddie: My cousin said it was the biggest stinker since "Enough." Cuco and Neto: Wow! P.U.! Hijole! Cuco: That movie made less money than the teenagers working at the teater! Neto: It left the theaters faster than Halle Berry at an accident scene! Eddie: I'm glad the DVD finally came out! Vero: Yeah! Cuco: Shhhh! It's starting!