Kliban by B. Kliban for March 24, 2023

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    Shared Reality No Longer Available in This Sector  6 months ago

    Previews of coming distractions: Paper, scissors.

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    blunebottle  6 months ago

    Repulse tiger stone.

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    PraiseofFolly  6 months ago

    This is God, as a teenager before The Big Bang — bored, and looking for some mischief to get into.

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    Differentname  6 months ago

    You can’t trust matter. It makes up everything.

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    Kaputnik  6 months ago

    Never mind.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    The rock can outstare you.

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    PraiseofFolly  6 months ago

    As T.S. Eliot might have drawn J. Alfred Prufrock singing his “Love Song”:

    … “And would it have been worth it, after all,

    After the cups, the marmalade, the tea,

    Among the porcelain, among some talk of you and me,

    Would it have been worth while,

    To have bitten off the matter with a smile,

    To have squeezed the universe into a ball

    To roll it towards some overwhelming question,

    To say: “I am Lazarus, come from the dead,

    Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all”—

    —- If one, settling a pillow by her head               —- Should say: “That is not what I meant at all;               —- That is not it, at all.”


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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 6 months ago

    Straining hard to levitate that rock, been at it for hours.

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    dadoctah  6 months ago

    “So what’s the big deal about rock music?”

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    tee929  6 months ago

    Does he dislike his fodder too?

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    artjohn42  6 months ago

    Aha! One of my favorites!

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    6turtle9  6 months ago

    Before n Roll.

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