Kliban by B. Kliban for November 16, 2022

Take me to your arborist.

If a UFO lands in a tree and no one is around…….never mind.

Charlie Brown’s kite-eating tree scores big.

“XF6589 to Base. This planet is filled with trillions of hostile multi-furcated chlorophyll-use organisms. Call off invasion! Repeat …”

I hate when that happens.

That’ll teach them to invade ….

See Zactu and Mondo From Way Way Beyondo for possible scenarios.

Ohhhhh the paperwork!

Bet at night it looks like a Christmas decorated tree

Well, it was marked “LZ,” but it turned out to be a trap. Uorgasau*n’t krud earthlings!

A leopard caught it and stored it there for later.