The new desk top model. Now with 5G.
Fancy-pants TV antenna/satellite dish
Ah! Combination stringed instrument and Jew’s Harp, designed in such a way both are played simultaneously.
A group of engineers with FIDIC (Fédération Internationale Des Ingénieurs-Conseils) have at last designed a better, fusion-powered mousetrap. Unfortunately, the learning curve to use it is very steep. Until mice can earn their PhD’s, it’s of scant use.
The packaging on mine said “Watch not included”.
Well, I JUST don’t know….
Oh, great, now I want to buy two .
That would be a heck of a design for an office stapler, for when you need to join two offices together in a particularly confusing manner.
One of the few things that neither eBay or Amazon stocks.
No other appliance does a better job of sharpening your turnip twaddler.
Early manual theremin?
The one I had as a child was blue
Is this what happens when you cross sax with violins?
You fools! It’s the first static electrical violin! Run away!
From Da Vinci’s younger brother—Eddie Da Loonie
Ah, these things never stay in tune.