Kliban by B. Kliban for August 12, 2022

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 4 months ago

    The new desk top model. Now with 5G.

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    tremaine53  4 months ago

    Fancy-pants TV antenna/satellite dish

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    tremaine53  4 months ago

    Ah! Combination stringed instrument and Jew’s Harp, designed in such a way both are played simultaneously.

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    PraiseofFolly  4 months ago

    A group of engineers with FIDIC (Fédération Internationale Des Ingénieurs-Conseils) have at last designed a better, fusion-powered mousetrap. Unfortunately, the learning curve to use it is very steep. Until mice can earn their PhD’s, it’s of scant use.

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    thebashfulone  4 months ago

    The packaging on mine said “Watch not included”.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Well, I JUST don’t know….

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    Oh, great, now I want to buy two .

    That would be a heck of a design for an office stapler, for when you need to join two offices together in a particularly confusing manner.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 4 months ago

    One of the few things that neither eBay or Amazon stocks.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  4 months ago

    No other appliance does a better job of sharpening your turnip twaddler.

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    drycurt  4 months ago

    Early manual theremin?

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    gary.eddings4157 Premium Member 4 months ago

    The one I had as a child was blue

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    6turtle9  4 months ago

    Is this what happens when you cross sax with violins?

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    carolearon  4 months ago

    You fools! It’s the first static electrical violin! Run away!

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    tee929  4 months ago

    From Da Vinci’s younger brother—Eddie Da Loonie

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    Ah, these things never stay in tune.

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