Kliban by B. Kliban for July 26, 2021

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    dadoctah  4 months ago

    Always wanted to write an old-school western, like Zane Grey or Louis Lamour, about the mysterious dark stranger who shows up in town one day. Immediately, the rumors start: “I heard he shot a man over in Sidewinder Gulch”.

    The stranger overhears and corrects the rumormonger: “Friend, you heard wrong. I happen to come from Sidewinder Gulch Heights”.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 4 months ago

    And so it has remained to this very day.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  4 months ago

    Cortez the Developer.

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    PoodleGroomer  4 months ago

    You name a development after a real visual observation. Welcome to Two Dogs Mating Meadows and Happy Puppy Acres.

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    Kaputnik  4 months ago

    I just wish that the King of Spain would stop trying to collect taxes from me.

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    Durak Premium Member 4 months ago

    Makes me think of the Eddie Izzard routine. “Do you have a flag?”

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    Holy Crestview Acres

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    So why don’t we celebrate Crestview Day?

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    ElwoodP  4 months ago

    Soon to be Crestview Acres ESTATES.

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    Linguist  4 months ago

    Hernando von Drump – acquisitive ancestor of an infamous failed and disgraced developer whose name is not to be spoken.

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    MFRXIM Premium Member 4 months ago

    I live in Quail Run, next to Wildlife Acres. Guess what’s missing now. But we do have European sparrows and starlings and weeds instead. :-(

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    StratmanRon  4 months ago

    Crestview Acres – Soon to open a senior living wing.

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    jpozenel  4 months ago

    Pre-Comic Sans?

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