Be sure to tip your waitresses, I’m here all week. (tap tap) Is this thing on?
Then I realized how easy was to cross the border.
Yeah, seriously, we KNOW!
Ali Baba and the One Joke
And they made an export company with the boss’s name.
“Problem I got with being a comedian in this group … They’re always stealin’ my jokes!” ( rim shot! )
(partial thanks to Popeye)
“I’m the boss here because I’m the only one around without ingrown toenails.”