Kliban by B. Kliban for May 08, 2020

Be sure to tip your waitresses, I’m here all week. (tap tap) Is this thing on?

Then I realized how easy was to cross the border.

Yeah, seriously, we KNOW!

Ali Baba and the One Joke

And they made an export company with the boss’s name.

“Problem I got with being a comedian in this group … They’re always stealin’ my jokes!” ( rim shot! )

SHUTUP, sez-a-me…

(partial thanks to Popeye)

Don King?

“I’m the boss here because I’m the only one around without ingrown toenails.”