The Cancun Buffoon ran away from Texas to escape the power outages, cold, and lack of water. Meanwhile,the reviled and demonized AOC from New York went to Texas and raised millions in relief aid for the residents. Even Beto O’Rourke, the person Cancun Cruz beat was working to raise aid for a state that rejected him at the ballot box.
Even Fox grudgingly acknowledged this. That has to be a cataclysmic event in Fox World, if you read their comments at the bottom of the article.
Stop voting for lying jerk republican thieves.
His behavior, and by many accounts his personality, stinks more than any ordinary fart. He gives the body politic diverticulitis.
He RAN AWAY, then LIED THROUGH HIS TEETH ABOUT IT!!!
Still happy with him, Texass voters??
Very nice! I hope you don’t mind me posting an extended version, Kevin. I had already been humming this and playing with lyrics when your cartoon came out (and I did borrow your phrase “fart of Texas”. Thanks!
Ted Cruz ain’t bright, but always “Right” (clap, clap, clap, clap) He is the fart of Texas.
He said goodbye so he could fly (clap, clap, clap, clap) Creep went a-far from Texas.
The big buffoon went to Cancun (clap, clap, clap, clap) He is the fart of Texas.
He just came back when press attacked (clap, clap, clap, clap) He isn’t smart- for Texas!
I hate to agree with his apologists, but, anyone familiar with his “sympathies” and “capabilities” would have to agree that there’s nothing he could accomplish by hanging around the scene of his complicity…
This might be the stake through the heart for his presidential run. I feel so sad … might cry … was looking forward to him making a complete ass of himself the next time around.
I find it interesting that Ted’s Cancun trip has caused so much reaction. Not that it wasn’t disgusting, but almost everything Ted Cruz has done in his political career has been far, far worse than this. Such as when he tried to help Trump’s coup to overturn the 2020 election results. Or when he staged a filibuster to stop Americans from getting affordable health care. Or (fill in anything else he has ever done politically).
Still whining because Ted took his daughters to Cancun? How come you’re not talking about Cuomo going out and eating at restaurants while telling everyone else they can’t? How about Newsom who does the exact same thing. Democrats have a motto, “Ok for me but not for thee”. Ted didn’t hurt one person by taking his daughters to Cancun. He couldn’t do anything about the weather in Texas anyway. Had this been a Democrat that did this it would go ignored. Democrats are such hypocrites. Pathetic!