No story without them.
You didn’t probe his appendix?
Don’t worries. The alien astronaut theorists will always acknowledges you!
Son, there’s something your mother and I need to tell you. You were abducted.
Did you check with the Twilight Zone or Outer limits?
Maybe they would have if you handed out treats after your probing; kinda like the dentist.
I’ll bet the Alpha Centaurians got credit again!