Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for December 17, 2021

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    tudza Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Poor bears.

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    azardoz  over 1 year ago

    Here’s a dark secret: this “cartoonist” should seek another line of work.

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    mikeyman  over 1 year ago

    I’ll give you a report, just pull my finger.

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    Gent  over 1 year ago

    Walks into the wrong Hollywood set again, eh.

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    Tom Hurly Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I would watch both.

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    spaceagesoul  over 1 year ago

    deadpan delivery “Everybody’s got secrets in this town”…. cut to images of people looking and acting depressed to dissonant sounding Hans Zimmer synth pads… “Someone let ’em all out”…. cue that screeching metallic scratch sound they use in every film trailer when the ante gets upped, and cut to images of people od’ing on pills, drinking from whiskey bottles, and someone pulling a gun case from under the bed… more ominous sounding synth pads… “Someone’s gonna pay for what they’ve done to us.”… cue faster even more ominous Zimmer pads and cut fast to explosions, gunshots, cars wrecking, someone running through foggy trees with that whomp-whomp-whomp hammering sound between each cut… then dead silence and a black screen revealing movie title… and the obligatory “Rated R”.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I just finished both of those books!!

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Why is it always a grisly murder? Why can’t it be the OCD town where even the murderers are neat.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 1 year ago


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    Grayhair, The Pirate Formerly Known as Tom Powell Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Yeah, you got the wrong town, buddy.

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    schaefer jim  over 1 year ago

    What did she expect from an alcoholic.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    An easy mistake. Happens often.

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