The thief managing to hang on to the visibly obvious “Grabber Orange” car for 52 years, keeping it in visibly mint condition for half a century and literally going to his deathbed without ever getting caught, is the miracle here.
When my dad retired his only plan was a Lazy Boy parked in front of the TV. It killed him. The lack of any activity either physical or mental brought an early and lingering death.
TaliesinWI 4 months ago
Aren’t police one of the few non-military professions left that get a guaranteed pension?
Enter.Name.Here 4 months ago
The thief managing to hang on to the visibly obvious “Grabber Orange” car for 52 years, keeping it in visibly mint condition for half a century and literally going to his deathbed without ever getting caught, is the miracle here.
sergioandrade Premium Member 4 months ago
52 years assuming Crunchy’s minimum age would have 16 doesn’t that mean he’s at least 68.
olds_cool63 4 months ago
I guess this means that cat Crunchy’s a baaaad mother…..
Rhetorical_Question 4 months ago
Just Baaad …………..
Denver Reader Premium Member 4 months ago
He’s one bad mother
crookedwolf Premium Member 4 months ago
We’ll see what Ruiz has to say about that!
Ellis97 4 months ago
They say this cat Crunchy is bad mother…
alexius23 4 months ago
Who’s the cat that won’t COP out when there’s danger all about?
BFletch651 4 months ago
Good plan, Crunchy.
Bruce1253 4 months ago
When my dad retired his only plan was a Lazy Boy parked in front of the TV. It killed him. The lack of any activity either physical or mental brought an early and lingering death.
360guy Premium Member 4 months ago
The winds of change are blowing. Who would be Joe’s new partner? My money is on Peterson.
LONNYMARQUEZ 4 months ago
so is mini-Joe going to be Joe’s new partner, that would be interesting
kjnrun 4 months ago
Great song
HA! 4 months ago
But I like his retirement plan.
fourteenpeeves 4 months ago
i don’t WANT Crunchy to retire.
Please have the car stolen all over again.
The Pro from Dover 4 months ago
Who’s the black private dick that’s a sex machine to all the
chicks?
Shaft
You’re darn tootin’
Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother
man?
Shaft
Can you dig it?
andrew.scharnhorst 4 months ago
That plan sounds like a bit of all right to me.