JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for June 13, 2024

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    TaliesinWI  4 months ago

    Aren’t police one of the few non-military professions left that get a guaranteed pension?

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    Enter.Name.Here  4 months ago

    The thief managing to hang on to the visibly obvious “Grabber Orange” car for 52 years, keeping it in visibly mint condition for half a century and literally going to his deathbed without ever getting caught, is the miracle here.

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    sergioandrade Premium Member 4 months ago

    52 years assuming Crunchy’s minimum age would have 16 doesn’t that mean he’s at least 68.

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    olds_cool63  4 months ago

    I guess this means that cat Crunchy’s a baaaad mother…..

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    Rhetorical_Question   4 months ago

    Just Baaad …………..

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    Denver Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    He’s one bad mother

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    crookedwolf Premium Member 4 months ago

    We’ll see what Ruiz has to say about that!

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    Ellis97  4 months ago

    They say this cat Crunchy is bad mother…

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    alexius23  4 months ago

    Who’s the cat that won’t COP out when there’s danger all about?

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    BFletch651  4 months ago

    Good plan, Crunchy.

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    Bruce1253  4 months ago

    When my dad retired his only plan was a Lazy Boy parked in front of the TV. It killed him. The lack of any activity either physical or mental brought an early and lingering death.

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    360guy Premium Member 4 months ago

    The winds of change are blowing. Who would be Joe’s new partner? My money is on Peterson.

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    LONNYMARQUEZ  4 months ago

    so is mini-Joe going to be Joe’s new partner, that would be interesting

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    kjnrun  4 months ago

    Great song

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    HA!  4 months ago

    But I like his retirement plan.

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    fourteenpeeves  4 months ago

    i don’t WANT Crunchy to retire.

    Please have the car stolen all over again.

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    The Pro from Dover  4 months ago

    Who’s the black private dick that’s a sex machine to all the

    chicks?

    Shaft

    You’re darn tootin’

    Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother

    man?

    Shaft

    Can you dig it?

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    andrew.scharnhorst  4 months ago

    That plan sounds like a bit of all right to me.

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