JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 24, 2022

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  almost 2 years ago


    (yeah, yeah, I know, no politics, didn’t say which one….)

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    Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “my dog”

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    arolarson Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    There is a related knitting jinx….never knit a sweater for a guy until after you are married.

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    Hamady Sack Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Marcus is so cheap I’m sure he’d do it himself.

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    jagedlo  almost 2 years ago

    A little bit of a jump from the “Will they elope?” arc…

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    Ellis97  almost 2 years ago

    I’ll never tattoo myself. It’s way too painful.

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    crookedwolf Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “I love” is nice as is!

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    jhpeanut  almost 2 years ago

    Our bodies are not supposed to be post-it notes. Our real self is the true canvas, not artificial decorations.

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    Philly1115  almost 2 years ago

    Or just don’t get a tattoo shrugs

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    GaryCooper  almost 2 years ago

    Marcus treats his skin like scratch paper. Doodles all over it.

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    monkeyhead  almost 2 years ago

    Mom and kids names are about the only ones anyone should use.

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    GaryCooper  almost 2 years ago

    Some tattoo artists say they won’t tattoo a lover’s or spouse’s name on someone, because such a high percentage of people regret those tattoos.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Marcus, go the the classic “Mom♡”. It’s always nice to see.

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    kab2rb  almost 2 years ago

    I am thankful my family no tattoos. For us we decided no political signs. Yes we do vote. My hubby no tattoo and I prefer that.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Marcus’s tats look pretty unorganized. Have see a lot of people that really don’t think it thru and the tats are just a hodge-podge of ink. Then I have also seen some people with beautiful tats that work together.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I’m surprised. I though Marcus was frugal and smart enough to not get pattered ink injections. Can’t wait for him to tell his grandkids what the blotches of ink are supposed to be.

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    Dragoncat  almost 2 years ago

    There’s always the “Love Mom” tattoo, right? How many of those get removed?

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    DuskyPaws  almost 2 years ago

    How about “I love my 12 brothers and one lil sister.” (a callback to that one strip is where the big boys fight over the phone to call their “lil sister” – my fave.) Then again, Clarence would cheese off at him for wasting money on tattoos, lol.

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    Sportymonk  almost 2 years ago

    Wait until you have been married 42 years to make sure. Then realize you on’t need a tattoo, you have your life to prove it.

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    Ukko wilko  almost 2 years ago

    My description, for distinguishing features, would say, “No tattoos or body piercings”, which would distinguish me from much of the population.

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    Jacob Mattingly   almost 2 years ago

    She’s not wrong.. I do wish the colorists could get on the same page though. Nicole’s hair ends up either being a relaly dark brown or the more fitting reddish brown. Ther’es no inbetween.

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    DaBump Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    There’s always the classic: “MOM”

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    LrdSlvrhnd  almost 2 years ago

    “…when somebody else pays.”

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