JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for May 21, 2022

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    Rhetorical_Question   3 months ago

    As a pick up line?

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    reedkomicks Premium Member 3 months ago

    I love the kids tan hair!

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    fuzzbucket  3 months ago

    So they like money. Anything else?

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    Philly1115  3 months ago

    Team Scorpio ! Sometimes I hate when people ask me what my sign is. They always go into judge mode when I tell them Scorpio. They don’t even attempt to get to know ME they assume I’m like the million other scorpios they know.

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    jagedlo  3 months ago

    Interesting bit of trivia about Marcy and Dana…

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    Ellis97  3 months ago

    So, should you read your horoscopes or not?

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    belgarathmth  3 months ago

    Astrology assumes that the sun is at zero degrees Ares on spring equinox. That hasn’t been the case for more than 4,000 years because of the precession of equinoxes. That means at no time is the sun actually in any constellation that astrology says it is, when viewed from earth. The irrationally superstitious try to get around their failure to directly observe the sky by trying to make a distinction between “tropical astrology”, which they use, and “sidereal astrology.” They say “The astrological signs are not the same as the constellations by the same names.” I call BS on that.

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    The Pro from Dover  3 months ago

    I’m a Scorpio and I work in the medical field.

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    nos.nevets  3 months ago

    It makes for a great lesson in a Probability & Statistics class.

    You can do it a variety of ways. For example, give everyone the same (secretly) Taurus horoscope & ask each if it applies. Compare results for Taurus’s to those in the other eleven. Compare to random expectation & bring in the idea of standard deviation.

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    GaryCooper  3 months ago

    A rare sighting of Clarence and Charlene’s kids. Usually we only see the tiny one (Olivet. I think) who sleeps in her uncle’s giant hand.

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    jsimpso1  3 months ago

    If he thinks that’s the worst problem with astrology I feel sorry for him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDhxcIaC23k

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    Gordo4ever  3 months ago

    Saying that Dana “works” in the medical field is like saying that the President works for the government. The Pavilion is not a profession, per se, but a eleemosynary endeavor.

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    Nicole™ ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member 3 months ago

    I heard about a long-term study (done over several decades) that was done that proved horoscopes and astrology in general are all bunk.

    “Researchers looked at more than 100 different characteristics, including occupation, anxiety levels, marital status, aggressiveness, sociability, IQ levels and ability in art, sport, mathematics and reading – all of which astrologers claim can be gauged from birth charts.

    The scientists failed to find any evidence of similarities between the “time twins”, however. They reported in the current issue of the Journal of Consciousness Studies: “The test conditions could hardly have been more conducive to success . . . but the results are uniformly negative.”

    Source: https://www.lions.odu.edu/~lweinste/courses/101f03/astrology.html

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    stringer831  3 months ago

    I’m a Virgo, but not a compulsive neat-freak. My carpets need cleaning. My closet is a disaster. But I’d rather be calm than pristine.

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    christelisbetty  3 months ago

    Mine is Aquarius. We got a lot of good press in the sixties, what with “Hair” and all that.

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    edeloriea14  3 months ago

    I happen to be a Scorpio myself.

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    vacman  3 months ago

    Got a chuckle out of the date. My birthday is also Nov. 1st, A date shared with three other members of my high school chess club. What are the odd of that?

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    198.23.5.11  3 months ago

    The horoscope says you’re going to come into some money—-and you find a penny on t he sidewalk.

    And that’s as far as it gets.

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