JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for May 16, 2022

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    beady.el  3 months ago

    Pretty sure Joe is a LEO…

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    i_am_the_jam  3 months ago

    And the zodiac is two stations behind the actual astronomical positions.

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    jmworacle  3 months ago

    Well, since you put it that way…

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    arolarson Premium Member 3 months ago

    Does this mean fortune cookies aren’t always right either?

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    jagedlo  3 months ago

    Following up on yesterday’s strip…

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    Robert Braddock Premium Member 3 months ago

    I am a Leo. We Leo’s are not superstitious.

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    Olddog1  3 months ago

    Does anybody still believe that stuff? See also I Am The Jam, above.

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    baraktorvan  3 months ago

    Every horoscope trope I read tells me my Libra husband shouldn’t be married to this Virgo. Boy they certianly do not look at our lives.

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    Ellis97  3 months ago

    I’m a Gemini.

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    darcyandsimon  3 months ago

    Yawn…

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    nos.nevets  3 months ago

    But keep snapping your fingers. No tigers, so far.

    And keep wearing masks.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  3 months ago

    Few things terrify the human mind as much as not being in control, because things that you’re not in control of can kill you. So the human mind invents systems that it thinks give it some kind of control, or at least foresight into what threats might arise.

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    fuzzbucket  3 months ago

    Who reads a printed newspaper anymore?

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    dlaemmerhirt999  3 months ago

    The correct term is “hokum.”

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    Femi Aminat  Premium Member 3 months ago

    So…the horoscope is okay as long as it’s favorable to you? Alrighty then… (¬‿¬)

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    christelisbetty  3 months ago

    Next you’re going to tell me my Magic 8 Ball does not give me sound advice.

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    Melki Premium Member 3 months ago

    According to the place mats at the Chinese restaurant where my husband and I had our first date, we are totally incompatible. I’m an Ox, and the last two sentences of that animal’s description claimed Marry a Snake or a Cock. The Sheep will bring trouble. My husband, a Sheep, had the following lines: You are most compatible with Boars and Rabbits. But never the Ox. After more than thirty years together, we occasionally look at one another and say, “The sheep will bring trouble,” and “Never the ox.” Then we chuckle and go back to just grunting at each other.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago

    I remember there was a sequence in Calvin & Hobbes where he believed horoscopes were true and based his behavior on it with the usual problematic outcome.

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    Bambihunter6  3 months ago

    Trust me on this. My GA and I have been married for 51 years. You two ARE compatible.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 3 months ago

    What about the horoscopes of those on Vulcan or Gallifrey? Would they change if an inhabitant of those planets were to venture elsewhere like Romulus or Endor or Yavin or Caladan?

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    DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago

    Ah ha. There you go.

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    morgankhat  3 months ago

    I’m a Sagittarius and my wife is a Taurus and we will have been married 48 years in October.

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