JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 06, 2021

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    momofalex7  5 months ago

    I would trust Mortimer. He’s a special dog.

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    Enter.Name.Here  5 months ago

    Marcy: “He’s a dog. He doesn’t always get it right.”

    Joe: “And people do?”

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    cubswin2016  5 months ago

    A person should never doubt Mortimer.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Let’s hope so. I like Kris.

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    sueb1863  5 months ago

    Well, sure. They hired Kris while knowing barely anything about him and simply figured that he must be virtuous because he was living in the same dumpster that Delray lived in, and poor people are ALWAYS noble and trustworthy. Nothing to worry about here…/s

    Maybe at some point Crunchy will let them know that Kris said he hates cops.

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    jmworacle  5 months ago

    “Use the Mortimer let go.” With apologies to Star Wars Episode IV “A New Hope.”

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    GirlGeek Premium Member 5 months ago

    But he usually does

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    bobwigg761  5 months ago

    I still think there is more to this, Mortimer could still be growling at something else. Perhaps what Kris is wearing, not Kris himself. Think of the dog on I Dream of Jeannie that attacked anyone wearing a uniform.

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    tremaine53  5 months ago

    Mortimer may have been profiling. And maybe not. We’ll see.

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    jagedlo  5 months ago

    “He doesn’t always get it right”…no, but he’s been darn accurate so far!

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    Jaymi Cee Premium Member 5 months ago

    Now, I’m nervous. This is straight out of the movies. The dog, the kid, the old lady… someone who’s easily ignored, but has the insight issues a warning and everyone dismisses it until it’s too late.

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    pony21  5 months ago

    I trust Mortimer implicitly; I do. However, it is the season of miracles, so …..

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    david_42  5 months ago

    Two of our mutts are very friendly, so if they both growled at someone, I’d listen. The third one doesn’t trust anyone except my wife and I.

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    Ellis97  5 months ago

    He’s gonna maul that sock puppet to shreds.

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    DM2860  5 months ago

    My dog is almost always good at judging people. But I have a friend who is in pest control and my dog only growls at him when he is in uniform. So in this case, he is judging the uniform (or the chemical smell within the uniform) and not the person.

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    jsimpso1  5 months ago

    In Mortimer We Trust

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    contralto2b  5 months ago

    My sister’s first husband had a dog that did not like people of color. The dog’s name was Beau. It was scary. Let’s just say I am glad he is her ex.

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    Dragoncat  5 months ago

    The Sockness Monster is merely his kryptonite.

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    falcon_370f  5 months ago

    I thought Mortimer got over the Sockness monster.

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    Daeder  5 months ago

    Mortimer always gets it right!

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    Spoonbone  5 months ago

    Maybe Mortimer’s hostility towards SockNess is just a deep fake; he actually knows it is harmless, but he just acts that way to heighten the drama for the twins, and make it more fun. Now, when it comes to a real threat or a criminal, he does not play around or make mistakes.

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    ajakimber425  5 months ago

    And if he’s right, Marcy! What are you going to do then?

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