JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for May 11, 2021

Is that the criminal? He looks like Clarance a bit.

I remember hearing in the sixties an incident where a police dog bit a criminal. There was more concern over whether or not the dog had rabies.

Are you alright, Mort?

“That dog bit me!” HaHa! Dog’s wearing a mask!

Better have Mortimer checked…you don’t know what that guy may have been carrying…

Good Boi Mortimer!

Looks like vangoghdog01 really nailed it yesterday!

Mr Armstrong. How about an animated program with Mortimer the super K9 as the lead character. From the pablum now offered on the Cartoon Network, I think it would be a hit

Mortimer! My hero! … And speaking of heroes: Did you notice yesterday that even though he was (understandably) afraid and knew there was at least a chance that he would be entering the danger zone, Joe still was ready to go onto the roof and apprehend the bad guy. To all those who protect and serve: We salute you.

At least you’re not facedown with a knee on your throat.

Aww. Poor little criminal. Get over it.

Freeze slimeball. Don’t make me chase you any further

Is that Mortimer? Good dog!

Good dog. Very good dog.

You know, I’m a certified Law Enforcement Officer in my state. After sixteen years I’m still ambiguous about the SWAT types. Leave the military stuff to the military, I says!

Awww, poor Stratelace…..um, NOT!!

Do they have mouthwash for dogs?

What would Briscoe do?

I can’t walk! I can’t walk!

Really, Mr. Dumbass? How did the dog bit you when he 45 miles away in another town? Hes probably chasing a huspand and wife squirrels with a mouths on him.

If Mortimer bit him, that means he’s guilty. No need for due process.

“Make sure the dog’s okay.”

Mortimer RULES!