JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 07, 2021

She’s getting the inside story.

“I hope that smartphone was sterilized. Boil it first.”

Security should politely escort her out.

Doesn’t she usually work the maternity ward?

Which is sadder: that there are people who think others want to see pictures of their dinner – or videos of them brushing their teeth or that there are people who actually live their lives by looking at pictures of someone else’s dinner or watching someone else brush their teeth?

Really hoping Cheryl doesn’t livestream colonoscopies…

I wonder if anyone watching is thinking “TMI!”?

Mrs watches this gal that posts her life on instagram. She underwent major cosmetic surgery and posted every minute of it.

When the wife was having surgery, they said they could keep me informed via texts. I said they should probaby concentrate on her instead, I could wait until it was finished.

Put the sleeping gas on her.

That’s surprising-

Little too much for videoing surgery, that patient violates his own HIPAA rule.

Are we supposed to know who the patient is? Cuz I don’t.

The hospital lawyers would not allow anyone to film any surgery.

And everybody thinks I’m crazy that I own a flip phone that only makes calls, no text, etc.

I would like a video of what my insides look like. Just to know what’s going on with me while I’m recuperating from surgery. “Patient, know thyself!”