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JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 23, 2019

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    jpayne4040  about 2 years ago

    Now you will be JoJo the Dishwasher until you are 18!

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    sueb1863  about 2 years ago

    Or she’ll make you wash all of them over again, kid. And stand over you while you do it. Marcy doesn’t strike me as the sort of mom who allows her kids to do a half-a**ed job and then say “Well, OK, I guess you aren’t able to do this right so you never have to learn to do it properly.”

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    jagedlo  about 2 years ago

    to see the look on Jojo’s face in that final panel!

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    kfccanada  about 2 years ago

    Lolololololololol..his eyes say it all…..

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    Sisyphus1967  about 2 years ago

    That didn’t work on my mother; she’d tell us we’d just have to keep doing them until we learned to do them right.

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    GirlGeek Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Today JoJo is sporting the “I didn’t want to clean but Sunny blackmailed me” look

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    godess_of_fire078  about 2 years ago

    My brother tried the same thing, mom made him rehash all the dishes again including those in the cupboards. He’d put some away and we didn’t know which were clean or dirty. Besides after the bottom of a dirty plate touches a clean plate it has to be washed.

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    Ellis97  about 2 years ago

    Our glasses are hardly ever clean.

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    Michael G.  about 2 years ago

    Sunny will be mayor, then governor. Upward!

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    Martin 78  about 2 years ago

    Mom was a Pastor’s wife. We had dinner for a two of Mom and Dad’s friends, and after, one of the ladies mentioned we didn’t have a dishwasher. Mom, without a pause, said “Actually I have two,” nodding to to me and Dad, ’Him, and him !"

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    kab2rb  about 2 years ago

    Smart sister.

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    dbmail545  about 2 years ago

    I had a coworker like that. Anything he didn’t want to do, he did so badly that you never asked again.

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    William Bludworth Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I don’t see what’s so hard about learning to wash dishes.

    As a kid, if you’ve ever played “Sea Hunt” or “Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea” in the kitchen sink with your G.I. Joe or Captain Action dolls – I mean Action Figures, and added soap to create a bubble monster, then used a dish rag as the bubble monster’s weapon to eat G.I. Joe…then you just learned how to wash dishes. Just replace the action figures with action dishes.

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    Night-Gaunt49  about 2 years ago

    “He knows when you’ve been sleeping. He knows when you’re awake.He knows when you’ve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake!”

    Sorry kid you and all the rest are under 365/24/7 surveillance. Now Santa did a big naughty of hijacking a sleeping humanoid abomination’s own arcane biological system. Millions of floating invisible eyes that watch and identify who is good and who is evil. Fortunately only its owner, CHULA-VARUNA, can activate the boon an smite function of the eyes.

    Santa was warned against it, but the population explosion never stopped. Sooner or later the sleeping abomination will be released when the stars are right. And Varuna just may be aware of the theft!

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    La Gata Loca  about 1 year ago

    My mother’s philosophy was also that if you couldn’t do it right with a good attitude, you just needed more practice.

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