JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 14, 2014
Real tree this year. Nice! Your best tree ever Charlene! Thanks guys! Its not a tree. Wait. This isn't a real tree? It smells real. It feels real! Its an old coatrack I found on the curb. I threw it out, It was wobbly, I added some wood to its frame, and made it taller. Then wrapped a garden hose in string lights. Its filled out with evergreen from the tree out back. The ornaments are engine parts wrapped in used gift wrap and tinfoil. and the star? Just appeared there one night.