Why is the doctor putting me on a strict diet?! because the fork is deadlier than the gun. The gun has the second amendment protecting it. My fork doesn't even have a lawyer!
aw, what’s the point of living if you can’t have your double-dip chocolate chip vanilla ice cream with sprinkles?
May 12, 2016
aw, what’s the point of living if you can’t have your double-dip chocolate chip vanilla ice cream with sprinkles?