JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for March 12, 2006
"Daddy, did you know the inventor of dynamite also created the Nobel Peace Prize?" "Yes, Alfred Nobel." "'The History Channel' has rescued me once again!" "What do I have to do to win The Nobel Peace Prize?" "I have no idea." "That's the best award, isn't it?" "At a party, one guy walks up saying, 'I have an Emmy.'" "Another guy says 'So what? I won The Oscar.'" "I step up and say, 'I just won The Nobel Peace Prize.'" "I'd have them all beat, right?" "Nobel Peace Prize winners don't go around bragging about it, Teddy." "Then you be sure to mention it instead of me, OK?"