JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 28, 2003

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"Baby Jasmine likes to watch football?" "!" "No." "She likes to watch her Uncle Marcus!" "How does baby Jasmine know which football player is her uncle?" "!" "Beats me, Marcy." "She knows Marcus' number." "No way!" "Look at how she cheers when Marcus tackles the quarterback!" "Amazing!" "After each game she makes me call him on his cell phone." "Yeah.. hahaha! Then she babbles incoherently for five minutes!" "Marcus is very patient and listens until she's done." "Six sacks! You had their offense down cold as ice!"