JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for March 21, 2000
"My mother-in-law just flew in from Seattle." "How come you don't look happy?" "How come you don't look happy?" "Usually, you're excited to see 'er. You actually like her, which is rather bizarre." "Speaking of bizarre, she's visiting so my wife can show her some guy at work who's a dead-ringer for her late husband." "I'm with you. I hate it when my mother-in-law does that!"