JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 22, 1997
Transcript:
Crunchy: Listen, if my sister calls about my beach house, tell her I'm not here today. Joe: I don't lie for people. Crunchy: Ok, then, tell her the truth. Crunchy: tell her I'm letting you use my beach house instead of her and her maniac kids. Joe: crunchy isn't here today.