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Joel Pett for July 07, 2004
Dick Cheney: The environment might clean itself! George W. Bush: It might! Cheney: Working people might raise their own pay! Bush: Why wouldn't they? Cheney: What if everyone was wealthy? Bush: Nobody would need insurance! Cheney: Iraq could be a model democracy! Bush: A model! Cheney: Teems could choose chastity! Testing may fix schools! Markets might work by magic! Bush: Magic! Cheney: Or go *!#@! yourself! Bush: So call us optimistical!