Joe Heller for May 31, 2023

Chippy Roy from Texass

What would be different at closing time?

If he was smart he would cut back on his next meal.

Cutting back on the next meal doesn’t do anything for the costs already accrued.

Great summarization of the what the dept ceiling is about. The hat should read MAGA, ignorant trumpers are the ones that do not understand.

To carry the metaphor further, don’t give the rich diners their meals for free, then get the other diners to work in the kitchen even though they paid for their meals.

Typical, classless, rude, OY!

I wish the media would stop calling it a crisis. It’s not. It’s a game the Repubs play every time the Democrats are in power.

Just thinking about the life lessons of home schooled MAGA GQP children, listening to Tucker and Sean while they do their alternative histories of America, they will be such a blessing unto the world! /s

He could’ve stayed home and have Hamburger Helper

He would never have waited on the check