We should detain Kavanaugh and his friend Mark Judge water-board them to make them tell the truth. It’s perfectly legit, don’t worry. The honorable judge Brett Kavanaugh once argued that water-boarding was not torture, so I’m sure he’s perfectly OK with submitting to it. It’ll be like a devil’s triangle between the interrogator, the water and Kavanaugh.
We should detain Kavanaugh and his friend Mark Judge water-board them to make them tell the truth. It’s perfectly legit, don’t worry. The honorable judge Brett Kavanaugh once argued that water-boarding was not torture, so I’m sure he’s perfectly OK with submitting to it. It’ll be like a devil’s triangle between the interrogator, the water and Kavanaugh.