This excellent ’toon is very different from the excellent ’toon by Mike Luckovich, but it also makes a similar point about the likelihood Trump will AGAIN be outsmarted by someone half his age and twice as smart, so a similar comment is appropriate. Kim Jong Un is 36. Trump is 72. The last time they met, Trump literally got played by a brutal dictator (though, in fairness, being twice as smart as Donald Trump is a pretty low bar).
Now we also learn (from the Rupert Murdoch-owned Wall Street Journal, that when Trump agreed to stop joint military training exercises with Japan and South Korea, without telling those two close allies, it was in defiance of his closest advisors, because PUTIN had suggested it.
Now we also learn that Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov (Russian equivalent of our Secretary of State), one of the high-level Russians to whom TRUMP GAVE TOP SECRET CLASSIFIED INTELLIGENCE IN THE OVAL OFFICE will also be there in Hanoi, Vietnam, for the summit.
What could possibly go wrong?
What will Putin tell Trump to give away this time?
Perhaps #45 could have Jong Un co-author “The Art of the Deal, Vol. 2” with him.
To keep Trump busy, his “advisors” (nannies?) could give him a piece of paper with “See other side” printed on both sides of it.
Can goldilocks Bonespurs come up with that much hair?
Will ‘Rocky’ be knocking his block off anytime soon.
A Kim wig would actually be an improvement to Donny’s head.
“Bonespurs. I gave him my bonespurs so here I am in ‘Nam. I’m a veteran!”
Good toon today.
Capt. Bonespurs is gonna get played like a cheap fiddle. AGAIN!!
Its simple. NK is doing nuke testing to get a viable Nuke. So when Trump gives them the plans to build a good one with and ICBM, they will no longer need to test.
Putin, Kim and Trump will have a great time conspiring against the USA.
Don’t forget to salute the North Korean generals
I’m quite sure that when Kim gets back home, he and his boys will have a good laugh at how Kim put one over on Donny.
“We played football, but after I threw it to him, he wouldn’t throw it back.”
Kim and I had a great talk, and he gave me everything I asked for, but its a secret and I won’t tell you. I don’t care if you are my advisors, i still won’t tell you. how to you like my new look, Kim gave it to me – nice.
It’s clearer than ever that he’s Goldfinger.
As I’ve said before: “It is a well-known fact that those people who MOST want to rule people are, ipso facto, those LEAST suited to do it… therefor, anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should ON NO ACCOUNT be allowed to do the job.”
Nations do not have friends. They have interests. De gaulle.
So, is the Mango Mussolini going to start to brag about “His Time Serving In Vietnam” now??? God knows he’s delusional enough to try it, that’s for sure!
“Well, you know that big briefcase with all those dumb nuclear codes that you never let me use? Kim said he liked the leather, so I let him have it.”
Which person in his circle would have anything negative to say to him? Ever?
April 11, 2017