The politics of the Cat Party: Our platform. 1. Relax frequently. 2. Do what you want. 3. Relax at all times. 4. Pursue the tiny and wiggly.
Now I know who I’m voting for! Plank 4 sells it.
The red dot needs to be destroyed immediately at all costs!
5. Ban those laser pointers that people use to drive us crazy.
Make sure your human knows you’re the most important being in the universe; come between them & every cell phone, newspaper, or tablet they may be holding.
I change ‘3’ to Eat frequently, but be picky about what you eat, even if you caught it yourself.
6. Bat at your human’s face when they sleep after 5:00 am, than when they wake up, fall asleep.
June 26, 2015
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