Jeff Stahler for July 27, 2019

Trump and company are nothing to sing about, unless it’s a dirge.

Americans might understand the Mueller Report if Mueller had even the vegest idea what it said. He quite obviously didn’t have any clue. He did not even know that Cold Fusion was employed by Clinton and the Democratic Party to use a British spy to get false information from the Russians to hurt Trump.

I feel many Americans might better understand the president’s crimes if they weren’t ignorant morons in willful denial of reality.

I feel that a Rap Track or three might be more to the point. Not that I’d listen to it.

Well, the pols are certainly doing a dance about it. Unhappily for some, the lyrics don’t fit their melodic line, while for others, their rockettes are doing their high kicks in the mulch bed. Neither side can claim a smash.

“Hello, Donald” with an all white cast. Tickets are limited to only the right white people.

The people wanted something more like Geraldo Rivera. Fist fights on camera, scream matches. Big entertainment.

Trump – the musialAct 1scene 1 – riding down the escalator – singing about the Nigerian in the White Housescene 2 – campaign rally – song a solo “How smart I am”scene 3 – An interview on a bus in Hollywood – chorus of females singing about various encounters with the candidate and dark warning about Russian interference from the deep statescene 4 – Inauguration night – song counting the money from foreign sources scene 5 – Act one finale – “All the best people”At 2scene 1 – Flying down to Mar-a-Lardo – ain’t this fun and profitable.scene 2 – a duet buy Kellyanne and Sarah with the cabinet chorus – how great thou art.scene 3 – The revolving doors with a reprise of “All the best people”.scene 4 – What do we tell the special prosecutor?and so it goes.

I’d rather see “Mama Melania!”

Trudea for Prep could sell it ?

If everyone who claims to be patriotic took their civic duty seriously, we wouldn’t have a clown in the White House.

But he knows that “vaguest” isn’t spelled “vegest,” Cletus.

I think a vegest is three steps beyond a vegetarian, right? The purity ladder goes: vegetarian, vegan, veger, vegest.

The most honest and transparent presidency in history. I trust him Implicitly