Jeff Stahler for September 07, 2012

that kid wasn’t even born when clinton was president. does he even know the y2k hype, or that justin timberlake was a boy band singer, or cell phones were the size of bricks, or dsl was the fastest speed to connect to the internet, or remebering nes, snes, genesis, turbgrafix 16, gameboy with tetris, 3do, game gear, lynx, playstation, saturn, or n64. or, playing goldeneye for hours. or, that alanis morrisette was on that show, you can’t do that on tv before singing jagged little pill. or, that starcraft is crack. or, know the words to parappa. or, pokemon had red and blue. or, debating if megadeth or metallica is a better band. or, beepers, discmans, or aol coasters. or toonami. or, wishing your dad was head of nerv(neon genesis evangelion reference). or, know the answer to gee, brain, what’ll we do tonight? the same thing we do every night pinky. or, what jeremy spoke in class today. or, world is a vampire. or, there is a man in a box. or, who is really keyser soze.