Jeff Danziger for February 20, 2021

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    RAGs  almost 2 years ago

    He may LIE a lot, but, at least he didn’t fly to Cancun.

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    cessna172  almost 2 years ago

    Perhaps the windmill will do to Abbott what it did to Don Quixote (it knocked the crap out of him)

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    lopaka  almost 2 years ago

    Just doing his damndest to look like a fool. Oh wait, he’s been doing that all along. Nevermind

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    Daeder  almost 2 years ago

    It was those cancer-causing windmills that are at fault! Or if not them, then some other thing, as long as it’s anything but the power companies.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Who knew Texans deregulated cognitive functionality too?

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    Radish the old word monger Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Lying republicans blame everything except their own thieving incompetence.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Next, it will be those Jewish Space Lasers “moving” the cold front from the Artic to the South!!

    /SNARK/

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    braindead Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Shouldn’t Sancho Cruz be somewhere in this picture?

    Oops, forgot. He decided to flee Texas.

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    Valiant1943 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    or like every dime store cowboy end up shooting himself in the foot practicing quick draws in the mirror

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    oldchas  almost 2 years ago

    I live in Pennsylvania. There are a lot of windmills and they work all year round. For all of yall that like to gloat about your warm weather just realize that while us northerners have sympathy for those suffering due to the cold there is a bit of gloat floating around in our skulls when southerners can’t handle a normal winter cold spell.

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    And, of course, the Republicans in Texas have learned their lessons and will take immediate action to make sure this doesn’t happen again…I almost got that written out without collapsing into laughter…

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    The Love of Money is . . .  almost 2 years ago

    The Republicans of Texas trying to chip the ice of the wind turbines after years of failing to address the problem before when warned. . . . or warmed ? Whatever. . . ./S

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    Zev   almost 2 years ago

    Abbott, Cruz, Perry… it’s like Texas goes out of its way to recruit idiots to run their government.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “Hey ABBOTTTT…” you really ARE an idiot!

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    GaryCooper  almost 2 years ago

    They might be giants.

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    scote1379 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Texans like to say everything is bigger in Texas I guess that includes the LIES , Abbott, Cruz, etc. Aslo you all cheaped out on your Windmills as you were warned this would happen, !

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    jack666 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can’t drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against ‘em anyway, you don’t belong in office.” Molly Ivins

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    Redd Panda  almost 2 years ago

    So lyin’ ted is Sancho Panza, Who plays Dulcinea del Toboso?

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    inevattable  almost 2 years ago

    Well summarized!!!

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    How’s that money you saved not installing heaters workin’ out for ya?

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    briangj2  almost 2 years ago

    Somehow, I don’t see him swept upward to the stars.

    Reference, “Cyrano De Bergerac” Act 2, Scene 2:

    DE GUICHE (who has controlled himself—smiling): Have you read ‘Don Quixote’?

    CYRANO: I have! And doff my hat at th’ mad knight-errant’s name.

    DE GUICHE: I counsel you to study. . .

    A PORTER (appearing at back): My lord’s chair!

    DE GUICHE: . . .The windmill chapter!

    CYRANO (bowing): Chapter the Thirteenth.

    DE GUICHE: For when one tilts ’gainst windmills—it may chance. . .

    CYRANO: Tilt I ’gainst those who change with every breeze?

    DE GUICHE: . . .That windmill sails may sweep you with their arm

    Down—in the mire!. . .

    CYRANO: Or upward—to the stars!

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    waltkamp  almost 2 years ago

    All hat and no cattle, as usual.

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    buckman-j  almost 2 years ago

    Gov. Abbott (Costello?) has been too busy making it hard for people to vote to worry about weather issues. It’s all AOC’s fault.

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    Scoutmaster77  almost 2 years ago

    Norther states don’t seem to have a problem with winter wind power.

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    ferddo  almost 2 years ago

    Trump Junior already declared that Abbott is a Democrat, so by GQP executive privilege Abbott is now a Democrat.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Abbott probably thinks they cause cancer, too. (Every time I read about this dope I look for the news about his partner, Lou Costello.)

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    GiantShetlandPony  almost 2 years ago

    In the mean time AOC has raised 2 million dollars to help Texas from it’s crisis.

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