Re “Highest Rank Attained/Rank Qualified For”:
Mark Twain told of his most eventful campaign while a Confederate soldier. He was on a patrol with a company consisting of six Brigadier Generals and one Corporal, that being Cpl. Sam Clemons. They surprised a Union soldier who had been separated from his unit, and at 7-to-1 odds made short work of him. Twain described it as the most glorious rebel victory of the war, the Yankee forces being vanquished to their last man without the loss of a single Confederate life.
Brilliant. Except to those who don’t find it funny. They’re just scary.
There is NO crime that Trump Disciples believe is wrong, so long as it is committed in the Name of The Messiah.
Sabotage of elections.
Sabotage of covid responses.
And, of course, permanently separating little children from their parents, massive corruption, and Treason.
All celebrated by every Trump Disciple.
Is it self defense to drive a vehicle into a crowd of people?
Jeff: So nice- everything wrapped up in one page.
Hallelujah, hallelujah, praise Tiny – according to the above I’m an Admiral.
Jared IS a space alien!
Mister Danziger, you have NAILED IT!
It does not matter if its for the left , right, or anywhere in between, I wish all political cartoons had this much attitude.
Now that’s Funny, the Tom Clancy Reader made me crack up.
Don’t give them ideas Jeff!!!
This isn’t “quite” as funny as Danziger thinks.
I happen to remember a story from the 70’s when an Indiana State trooper was sent to infiltrate the KKK, which was having a revival in the state.
When he came back, he reported that they might shoot somebody or blow something up, but that honestly they were the most ignorant bunch he’d ever met. He actually brought an undercover reporter to a meeting to talk to people, and one remark that was made to the reporter sticks in my mind. A woman told him, “Did you know that Jews didn’t accept Christ? I didn’t know that. I just found that out the other day and I was shocked!”
Yeah. I can’t fix that.
the most opinionated and bigoted man I ever met was a proud more patriotic than thou.. Army…cook
time to lock and load !!
Brilliant! Just too frightening to be funny ♥♥ most excellent Jeff
Jeff, this is a work of art.
“Well regulated” means the pressure doesn’t vary by much, reight?
If by some million to one chance Trump wins, American Cities will burn…again only more so and I bet Trump brings the marshmallows.
There’s probably a similar form printed out for all the pardons will be handing out to himself and all the other criminals and their activities he has fostered. No doubt with a buy one get one free offer attached.
No, you can’t use ‘Il Duce’. It’s reserved for…well, he’s President now, but he’ll probably come up with some such title pretty soon.
Don’t need no stinkin’ piece of paper to join a “militia” – all you need is to drink with some good ol’ boys… besides, that paper requires readin’ an writin’…
I imagine the “Flat Earthers” would fit in the Trumper column, and one militia or another. Yes, they DO exist. My husband talked to one recently. And the moon is only 50 miles away. Really, the guy said that, too.
My teacher son had an extremely irate parent call because in world history class, the fact that Jesus was a Jew was mentioned. She was incensed because everyone know Jesus was a Christian. If you truly want a hint at how we’ve descended into idiotocracy (and I think I’ve misspelled that), talk to teachers about what comes up at parent conferences (like the parent who told me he knew his daughter’s essay was well-written because he had written it).
I heard there’s a REPRINT TOMORROW….
What’s REALLY SCARY is that I know of people in the county where I live that would GET IN LINE to be able to fill that out… if they could find a friend to help them with the spelling, that is!
Mr. Danzier, this is worthy of a Pulitzer. Thank you.
This cartoon assumes that any of those idiots can read or write.