Jeff Danziger for November 02, 2020

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Re “Highest Rank Attained/Rank Qualified For”:

    Mark Twain told of his most eventful campaign while a Confederate soldier. He was on a patrol with a company consisting of six Brigadier Generals and one Corporal, that being Cpl. Sam Clemons. They surprised a Union soldier who had been separated from his unit, and at 7-to-1 odds made short work of him. Twain described it as the most glorious rebel victory of the war, the Yankee forces being vanquished to their last man without the loss of a single Confederate life.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Brilliant. Except to those who don’t find it funny. They’re just scary.

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    braindead Premium Member over 1 year ago

    There is NO crime that Trump Disciples believe is wrong, so long as it is committed in the Name of The Messiah.

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    Inciting violence.

    Spreading covid.

    Sabotage of elections.

    Sabotage of covid responses.

    And, of course, permanently separating little children from their parents, massive corruption, and Treason.

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    All celebrated by every Trump Disciple.

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    FrankErnesto  over 1 year ago

    Is it self defense to drive a vehicle into a crowd of people?

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    JohnHarry Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Jeff: So nice- everything wrapped up in one page.

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    brwydave Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Hallelujah, hallelujah, praise Tiny – according to the above I’m an Admiral.

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    MFRXIM Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Jared IS a space alien!

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    Ryan Plut  over 1 year ago

    Mister Danziger, you have NAILED IT!

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    tengu99  over 1 year ago

    It does not matter if its for the left , right, or anywhere in between, I wish all political cartoons had this much attitude.

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    Ultra Ammosexual Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Now that’s Funny, the Tom Clancy Reader made me crack up.

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    paranormal  over 1 year ago

    Don’t give them ideas Jeff!!!

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    OldCoal  over 1 year ago

    This isn’t “quite” as funny as Danziger thinks.

    I happen to remember a story from the 70’s when an Indiana State trooper was sent to infiltrate the KKK, which was having a revival in the state.

    When he came back, he reported that they might shoot somebody or blow something up, but that honestly they were the most ignorant bunch he’d ever met. He actually brought an undercover reporter to a meeting to talk to people, and one remark that was made to the reporter sticks in my mind. A woman told him, “Did you know that Jews didn’t accept Christ? I didn’t know that. I just found that out the other day and I was shocked!”

    Yeah. I can’t fix that.

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    944im Premium Member over 1 year ago

    the most opinionated and bigoted man I ever met was a proud more patriotic than thou.. Army…cook

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    evanmarhews  over 1 year ago

    time to lock and load !!

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    pamela welch Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Brilliant! Just too frightening to be funny ♥♥ most excellent Jeff

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    szanwil2 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Jeff, this is a work of art.

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    Concretionist  over 1 year ago

    “Well regulated” means the pressure doesn’t vary by much, reight?

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    Ultra Ammosexual Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If by some million to one chance Trump wins, American Cities will burn…again only more so and I bet Trump brings the marshmallows.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    BRILLIANT!!!

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    Fflashbang  over 1 year ago

    There’s probably a similar form printed out for all the pardons will be handing out to himself and all the other criminals and their activities he has fostered. No doubt with a buy one get one free offer attached.

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    Fuzzy Kombu  over 1 year ago

    No, you can’t use ‘Il Duce’. It’s reserved for…well, he’s President now, but he’ll probably come up with some such title pretty soon.

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    ferddo  over 1 year ago

    Don’t need no stinkin’ piece of paper to join a “militia” – all you need is to drink with some good ol’ boys… besides, that paper requires readin’ an writin’…

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    j.painterjones  over 1 year ago

    I imagine the “Flat Earthers” would fit in the Trumper column, and one militia or another. Yes, they DO exist. My husband talked to one recently. And the moon is only 50 miles away. Really, the guy said that, too.

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    Twobit  over 1 year ago

    My teacher son had an extremely irate parent call because in world history class, the fact that Jesus was a Jew was mentioned. She was incensed because everyone know Jesus was a Christian. If you truly want a hint at how we’ve descended into idiotocracy (and I think I’ve misspelled that), talk to teachers about what comes up at parent conferences (like the parent who told me he knew his daughter’s essay was well-written because he had written it).

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    I heard there’s a REPRINT TOMORROW….

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 1 year ago

    What’s REALLY SCARY is that I know of people in the county where I live that would GET IN LINE to be able to fill that out… if they could find a friend to help them with the spelling, that is!

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    Dani Rice  over 1 year ago

    Mr. Danzier, this is worthy of a Pulitzer. Thank you.

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    nodjt  over 1 year ago

    This cartoon assumes that any of those idiots can read or write.

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