Jeff Danziger for November 24, 2019


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    Dtroutma Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Isn’t there a back porch?

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    Fflashbang  about 1 year ago

    Show him you have become Trumpists, don’t invite him.

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    Concretionist  about 1 year ago

    He gets a table to himself: Not with the adults to keep things civil, but not with the kids either, to keep them from possibly believing his line of BS. But he is family, so not outside with the dogs either.

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    Daeder  about 1 year ago

    Somehow, we all have to find ways to forgive those uncles if we want to avoid another American Civil War.

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    brwydave Premium Member about 1 year ago

    With my wife’s family it behooves me to keep my mouth shut, even while stuffing it with dressing. Thank God that we no longer have to spend every major holiday with them (a 3 hour drive) like we did when we were first married some 50 years ago.

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    gopher gofer  about 1 year ago

    why should the kids have to put up with that crap…?

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    Sisterdame  about 1 year ago

    Well, these stupid Trumpsters divide your country by not wanting to listen anything to anything you say; – why should you listen to any of their concerns? It’s all their fault there’s no communication, right?

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    EdMeiller Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Just drive him crazy by agreeing with him.

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    Barry1941  about 1 year ago

    Life is too short to spend any time around these morons.

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    Jason Allen  about 1 year ago

    If I’m hosting the dinner at my house, the Trumpers are not invited unless they promise to keep their politics and racism to themselves. If it’s being hosted at a relatives house, I’ll go elsewhere or just stay home. Last time, I stood up, walked out the door, and walked home when I couldn’t take anymore of the racist bile spewing out of that vile, obnoxious woman’s rancid gob. I felt like a rude guest on that short walk home, but it’s time to go when it gets hard to resist punching an old woman in the face.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    We have a rule when family gathers….NO CELLS! NO POLITICS! NO SERVICE!

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    Masterskrain  about 1 year ago

    As soon as he brings up trump, show him the door, and tell him to GET THE HELL OUT!

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Let him set in the alley with the rest of the garbage.

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    mourdac Premium Member about 1 year ago

    There must be a MAGA/white nationalist rally he can attend instead.

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    Stephen Runnels  about 1 year ago

    At this point in the horror story, anyone still a Trumper should not be around children.

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    The TM  about 1 year ago

    But Uncle MAGA would try to indoctrinate the kids. (No chance, though, if the kids are smart.)

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Present a list of his accomplishments.Promised to defeat ISIS in 30 days. NOPE!

    Promised better and cheaper healthcare for all. NOPE!

    Said he would release his tax returns. NOPE!

    Said he would reduce deficits. NOPE!

    Said he would reduce the nation’s debt. NOPE!

    Said he would end discrimination in the US. NOPE!

    Said he would build a wall across the border with Mexico. NOPE!

    Said Mexico would pay for his wall. NOPE!

    Said Obama was born in Kenya. NOPE!

    Said he would grow the economy by 6%. NOPE! (2.8%)

    Said Mexico took 30% of US auto business. NOPE!

    Said Twitter blocked access to him. NOPE!

    Said the UK is the America’s biggest trade partner. NOPE!

    Said he would increase taxes on the rich. NOPE!

    Said he would protect preexisting condition coverage. NOPE!

    Said China would pay his tariffs. NOPE!

    Said Michael Flynn didn’t lie. NOPE!

    Said he didn’t know/pay Stormy Daniels. NOPE!

    Said he has largest number of border arrests. NOPE!

    Spent $100,000,000 on golf! YES! BIGLY!

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Are we talking Uncle Jared here, or Creepy ‘Uncle’ Stephen?

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    hardwickd  about 1 year ago

    I wouldn’t have a trumpette in my home, and I honestly don’t care if that offends anyone.

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    Plods with ... Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Outside…in the neighbor’s yard.

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    gcottay  about 1 year ago

    The Trumpish Uncle should be seated at the adult table. If he cannot control his mouth provide sympathy not argument.

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    Madzdad the bard  about 1 year ago

    Don’t let him infect the kids with his conspiracy theories!!

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    We stopped inviting them/going over to their place after 2008 when they made negative comments towards President Obama and his family. Been a great 11 years.

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    Monchoxyz Premium Member about 1 year ago

    The dog house.

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    knottytippet  about 1 year ago

    The kids don’t deserve that punishment!

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    TLH1310 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It depends on who’s in the majority in the family. I’m neither a supporter nor a basher. My family are mostly President Trump supporters, so I might be the one delegated to the kids table, and it’s my house.

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    Redd Panda  about 1 year ago

    Stick him on the back porch.

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    Redd Panda  about 1 year ago

    We have a golden rule at family dinners, NO POLITICS.

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    seamusrmacdonald  about 1 year ago

    He should just show up at the White House. I’m shore Donald would invite him to dinner!

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    DIF20  about 1 year ago

    I’d have told him to stay at home!

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