Uncle Joe’s little red Handbook of Libel Reaction?
Page 1: Journalist disses you? Arrest them.
Page 2: Collect Evidence of Guilt: Torture them.
Page 3: How to deal with uncooperative Guilty Party: Torture them some more
Page 4: If still uncooperative, torture families.
Page 5: If they have admitted guilt, shoot them Lubyanka style. If they have not admitted guilt, shoot them, any style.
Page 6: Announce to world that Journalist was wracked (make sure that they get spelling correct!) with guilt over libel and committed suicide.
Page 7: Smile benignly at Press when in public.
Page 8: Goto Page 1
Uncle Joe’s little red Handbook of Libel Reaction?
Page 1: Journalist disses you? Arrest them.
Page 2: Collect Evidence of Guilt: Torture them.
Page 3: How to deal with uncooperative Guilty Party: Torture them some more
Page 4: If still uncooperative, torture families.
Page 5: If they have admitted guilt, shoot them Lubyanka style. If they have not admitted guilt, shoot them, any style.
Page 6: Announce to world that Journalist was wracked (make sure that they get spelling correct!) with guilt over libel and committed suicide.
Page 7: Smile benignly at Press when in public.
Page 8: Goto Page 1