Jane's World by Paige Braddock for May 10, 2023

Maybe not resort to cannibalism, just murder!

Your body doesn’t need that high fructose corn syrup anyhow! She did you a favor Jane. Other than the fact that you’re going to die of thirst, which is besides the point!

Another losing incident for Jane……she has a lot of those!

Jill has a singular talent for constantly screwing things up for herself and others.

If Jane didn’t have bad luck, she’d have no luck at all.